it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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