i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
