Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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