:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
