the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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