i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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