things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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