can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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