I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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