So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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