I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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