The maid of honor just puked.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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