therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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