she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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