it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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