you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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