Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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