did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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