I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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