So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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