white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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