I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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