Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
is that a dick in a sweater?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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