I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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