That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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