You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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