Dual....:-)
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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