About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
