hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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