: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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