I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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