My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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