Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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