I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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