Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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