it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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