She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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