So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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