Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I could have mohawked her pubes.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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