I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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