went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i barfeds in our rink
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we're so committed to being not committed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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