Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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