Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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