i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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