one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
