The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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