I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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