at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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