I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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