absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
They took my balls.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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