M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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