also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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