His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize